Sweet, can they bring my dog back to life too.
Oh, and my game boy.
Nice premise.

YOUR STORY MAKES ME LAUGH.

His poor mother! I laughed really hard when he said it was his poor old Mum. And the 'cremate her and make a diamond' comment was priceless. This is ridiculously outlandish. I love it!

It's really funny. I didn't see much of anything in the way of grammar oopsies, so kudos! I hope to see and update soon!