Irony much?
My parents are exactly the same.
LOL at the punchline. Dammit. :sniffs:
I can't write poetry.
Yours is awesome though. :teleports a cookie:
Do you mind if I favourite this? Well, I'm going to, whether you like it or not.

Great!! Really good poem. Put a smile on my face. Leave your job and become an artist ;) (but don't forget to starve!)