Reviews for Getting Readers to Read Your Story for Dummies

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Meeshell 2008-06-21 ch 3,	abuseHysterical. Purely and incredibly hysterical. That's all I've really got to say on the matter. Maybe I'll be annoying pushy with no respect to your other commitments and as if I was yelling send: "OMG. UPDATE LIKE NOW." Then as if I was trying to make the comment friendly add: "=D" Then again maybe I'll just be a good little reviewer and sum up my affection with: "I love it." -M
PoorEnglishArtist 2008-05-27 ch 3,	abuseThe dumbledor to our harry potter...the apple to our eyes... Where's the story if the hero doesn't have a destiny? And you simply must mention that although the hero claims that he/she is completely plain looking, the reader undoubtedly knows that the exact opposite is true. Why else would the elf fall for him/her? The Edition Where Paolini is a Genius - HAHAHAHAHA. I frikkin HATE Paolini's books. Star wars anyone? His books have everything you mentioned in this installment in them...which undoubtedly is what has made them so popular. You could write for Empire magazine. :)
Harmonic Discord 2008-05-25 ch 1,	abuseI loved this! I agree with all your points, and your tone was quite funny – just enough sarcasm, not too much at all. Sexpot McFangs? Hilarious! Also loved the line "This way, you’ll kill two birds with one stone: you have achieved both the hot male protagonist quota and the length." – so funny (but sadly, so true!) -Harmonic Discord from the Review Marathon (link in profile)
End-of-forever 2008-05-08 ch 3,	abuseHahaha! I think I love you! Every aspiring fictionpress writer should have to read this before publishing their work. Ahem. Possibly I should have had to read this few years ago. Regardless. Well done. :)
cloverluck11 2008-05-06 ch 3,	abusei was wondering...if you're Dumbledore...are you going to die soon, too? :P btw, another great chapter :D
Callie 2008-05-03 ch 3, anon.	abuseHahaha. A very cracky fic! Keep up the humor :D
reallyinnocent2007 2008-05-01 ch 3,	abuselol. wow. okay. i was thinkin lord of the rings meets narnia. and the hot elves... orlanda bloom. need i say more. oh. u should totally do something about pirates, advanture should be ur next getting reader to read your story for dummies. wow that is a long title. neway.
2lazy2signin 2008-04-30 ch 3, anon.	abuseoh my god this is good, very good! sh!ts and giggles! brill!
SilverSiana 2008-04-30 ch 1,	abuseSweet. That was great advice and lol! Would you do me a favour and read my story in the fantasy section? It doesn't have any vampires, but you can bitch about it if you like, just put it in a review. Ta-ra! xx
Asherah Seirei 2008-04-28 ch 3,	abuseI'm sure you've heard this before, but it's hilarious. ^^ alert
Namechange 2008-04-24 ch 2,	abuseHaha, yoor storee iz varie funni! But don't judge a book by it's coveer! (: Good job!
TheRealWorldIsCounterfeit 2008-04-24 ch 2,	abuseyou're so crazy, but so right at the same time. it fits your personality perfectly. i pictured you giving a lecture on this stuff with your smart people glasses and a laser pointer to a bunch of writers, and that's the part that makes me laugh.
PoorEnglishArtist 2008-04-23 ch 2,	abuseAh yes the summary...gr makes me SO mad when writers do all of those things! Especially when they talk in text speak. Psh.
Enigmatic Margaret 2008-04-23 ch 2,	abuseBahahahahahahaha... the 'don't take offense at my words' disclaimer at the end of your first installment (Ch. 1) was brilliant. Nothing like a disclaimer to refer back to when you get one of those annoying reviewers who tell you how ignorant and pompous you are. This is pretty funny, and because there's an element of (sarcastic smothered) truth in there, I can't help but smirk (a feature you forgot to mention when descibing those male protagonists haha, yes I am guilty when it comes to smirks) and then laugh. I think I've used R/R's before. :) hehe. The 'summary inside' and 'I sux at summaries' thing is a pet peeve of mine. I actually skim over stories with those kinds of blurbs. I mean if you can't sell me your fic from the get go.. why bother? Anyhoo... now that I've completely procrastinated my time away.. I'll leave you alone so that I can go fall asleep reading for tomorrow's lecture- I mean, prepare myself for tomorrow's lecture. Ohh.. and will you be mentioning the ever wonderful 'Reviews Returned' / 'I'll review yours if you review mine' (for the simplest simpleton) ? Brilliant review generating scheme. L.L
Spork-a-rific 2008-04-22 ch 2,	abuse:D I love this! It's hilarious! Totally my kind of humor. I can't wait for more. P.S. I included a smexy hott vampire in my latest teen-angst romantical extravaganza, just like you suggested ~_^ lol not really but you know...

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