...It's not exactly my view on G/god (I love many things/people but I dont see that as an idicator that God is real)

...But

It's your view and I totally respect that :)

...Overall,

Awesome stuff, keep up the good work...

That was very funny! Gosh, you sure do cover a lot, don't you? Ha, I did imagine God as a big steak in the sky for a while. Interesting. And blaming Hummers for global destruction. Nice. X)
Well, that's enough words from me. In short, loved the poem, it made me smile. Take care, and don't kill kittens. XD

This was very entertaining to read, in a good way. It was totally funny, and I don't know what the deal is with showers and philosophical proofs, but you are so right about them. Great job.