LOL anyways, amazing story. So funny. :D

Me sometimes... But I'm trying to overcome my illness XD

Ugh ... people like this bother me T-T

Oh no, I have a feeling I may be suffering from some of these XD

May you continue to write such literary pieces of information and a wealth of inspiration in order to avoid the dread "Writer's block."
Q: Is Writer's Block a disease?
I appreciated the disclaimer at the end. (Favorite part being: "no Fictionpress study subjects were mortally wounded during the case studies. . ." I wish I came up with that!)
Write on!

That was fairly hilarious, although I didn't really jive with entry number four. I happen to have a sense of humor that is only received with laughter about a third of the time (it's mostly based around wordplay and phrasing). I think that as long as one person laughs, it was worth getting out there. I mean, you've brightened someone's day, right?

But the rest of them were pretty spot-on. Sometimes I really wish people would just try a little harder. It's not difficult.

Hahaha- I acknowledge that I used to be Desperate-o-coccus on some of my writing, but now I'm cured :) Keep it coming, friend! *follow* *favourite*

Whhoaaa. It's funny that I've never had any symptoms of stuff in here but other worse, creepier unknown ailments. But at least not desperateococcus. The last case was the funniest haha

Noooooo! I'm infected! And here I was hoping I could get away scot-free...

So true, sadly enough. So true.

*sigh* Read Daisy Chains and Lily Gowns. I begged on that one, and are guilty of Warning Sign #1 & 2. Please is there a known antidote for any of these afflictions? I am dying here in self pity and wallowing in mournful-ness-which perhaps should be a sixth affliction? Please-is there anything? I assume you are a doctor,(j/k) familiar with these disorders? Please help me!

Uh-oh. There lies my dilemma. I think this may be me-I can never tell whether my pieces are excruciatingly hilarious or in the extremities of dry-ness. Unfortunately I do not know which-if somebody would PLEASE let me know, and the worst response you will receive is me bursting into tears for you speaking ill of my life-work, and abandoning you as a friend and a Beta. Bohoo. I'm crying already.

Hehee, this disorder seems more suited to my brother actualy, Byrd. Maybe you were basing this piece on him? I do admit we are very similar-apart from Ultimate Authority-osis-of course.

Now you see, I am sounding more like I carry the Ultimate Authority-osis disorder too now! Oh dear. I really need to visit a doctor who is skilled in afflictions of writers. Bohoo. You've depressed me now.

I believe you've been studying my writing habits Byrd. I also you've based this 'documentary' on your observations that you've seen from me. If you haven't you must have studied somebody very similar to me?

This prognosis is very accurate, were the writer suffers from inexplicable silence on the online writing world, and they excuse themselves by inventing the term hiatus, to excuse their lazy, habit. Or another excuse is, I'm am 'technologically shy' meaning that the are shy of technology. Crazy huh? And now I am feeling guilty because I am a user of the common 'term' or excuse 'Hiatus.'

Oh dear-you've described my condition down to a 't.' Despite my 'snooty' diploma, I do suffer from intolerable Naïvetiarrhea. My case is extreme and doctors think that I will likely suffer from it for the rest of my is a very extreme disorder, and all I can say for those of you who do not suffer from this disease, is that you are very lucky it is not contagious, for the moment at least. Byrd, I hope you do not have this disorder to?