This is brilliant! The title drew me in because I thought you were actually ballsy enough to sell plots. When I realized it was a story, I laughed and just had to read it because of that. :) It's a great short story that had me at the begninning with its origionality. The only thing I caught on the fly (I'm at work, and have to make this quick) was the spelling of Mourn's name. Is it "Mourn" or "Morn?" like "Morn" from DS9?

Good *ahem* plot. :)