Wow, you're going to Chicago. Hope you make it in and if you already have, congrats! I didn't know that there was such a school that allowed for essays that you could choose. That's cool. You're a great writer, very good with satires. You let your personality show through, so keep it up. VelvetyCheerio.

Ha that was really entertaining to read...I'm sure whomever read it at the University of Chicago is/was/will be laughing or at least smiling when he/she reads it. The math kind of threw me for a loop, especially because i didnt expect it and i havent taken calculus...yet. But i believe it...Anyways Great job. :)

This was entertaining to read, and kind of ridiculous with the mathematical formulas; but I have used abstract arguments like that before as well. This review is written badly.

You spelt women wrong once, but or else, it’s good.