An actual laugh finally escaped me, eclipsing all the planned "lol"s, when I got to "that Ender kid.”" Fantastic! Very clever work. Of course my favorite sections were about the games I know--and I didn't know all of them--so that's a bit of a bias. Needless to say it was very funny and, in the Pac-Man bit, a bit creepy.

Right, that was confusing.

"learned the ropes at Williams, Williams, Williams & Llewetterschmidttenard."

And there, you had me laughing out loud already.

LOL, this is great! I can't stop laughing!