Hey Katy! Very funny! It incorporates all our awesome ideas and more. "NOT THE TOASTER!" Ha ha. This was fun brainstorming. Really funny!

Hehe- very funny! I had to stop myself from falling out of my chair, i was laughing so hard!
Drunk Alphonso I, love that name! And i loved the rocky road blueberry tangerine avocado twist with rainbow spectrum sprinkles and an iron man action figure ice cream. what a mouthful, but it sounds tasty! Haha!
You should have done more funny stuff with Drunk and the cop(s). You also should have had the hunter sleep in only boxer shorts. Then when he is running through the park, they should get stuck in a bush and fall off--he should be too busy chasing the alarm clock to notice. A little girl should see, and run screaming and crying to her mom about the naked man in the park. The cops should then come to arrest him and put him in the cruiser with Drunk, who starts screaming at him and blaming him for all the morning's events before getting stunned by the taser, again. Also, maybe the iron man figure should pop up again randomly.
Sorry if im sounding bossy, but i thought my ideas might make it even funnier.
Does a machine like the alarm clock even exist? That would be cool and annoying if it did.
You sound like a really good story teller with all the long sentences and details. Are you?
Please tell me what you think of my ideas.