you're ideas are superb.Maybe u shud publish these stories.No seriously it'll do gud to those who hate those stupid whiny fairy tales.

ur cruel

ol.I wish the real goldilocks story was lyk this.Now that wud have been a n interesting read.

Now that sounds like a cat, hee hee.

Ou what a lovely idea, particulary the winter dressing the trees in clothes of snow,
'They're made of snow. Pretty party clothes crocheted of snow.'
Sorry that was a line from Flight of the Concords, anyway a strange but delightfully sweet one from you here.

Hey sorry I have been so long in reading your work. I would say that I have been exceptionally busy in matters of state but that is a poor excuse indeed. Is there actually a story you based this on cos I just thought jack-o-lanters were an activity on halloween. Still good moral here, be very careful in your wording when making deals. I liked the whole body rotting to a skeleton but even more so the idea of the head being stuck in hell, what would a head spend his time doing in hell, I guess he would just have to hope that the hell demons are doog conversationalist.

-Queen of the Shadylands.

Morbid. That pretty much sums up the tone. These are really disturbingly amusing. There's only a few mistakes (& instead of and) that I can see so far. A very interesting idea.

Playgirl... I think they have those, hot. Naked men.

Use this as something against racism by adding the term "white" somewhere in here...

We need to sing this at a Christmas party. Preferably in front of some staunch Christians.

Ha ha she should take it as extra nourishment. Hey, does she realize that that is the first step in the old mother hubbard diet. Thats a good diet too, starts off with flys then the next week it's nothing but spiders and so on. You heard of it?

that's so inconsiderate of her, to close the restaurant for a stupid fly. whiny little bitch.

Hah bit harsh that. Hee hee. So if she only tried to gas them does that mean that some escaped. Pesky kids

Oh Sash no! It's bad enough that my flatmate is already getting presents and talking about where to put the bloody tree. As you may be able to tell I am not really a Christmas person, there is certainly no Christmas in the Shadylands but then there is no Christianity so it would be hard to have the joining festivity. I am much more for the Winter Solstice personally. Still I liked 'Gee, if I could only
have some nuclear bombs,
then I could gaily start World War I!'
So very casual. Hee hee.

Oh yeah as for my story, thanks for reading, hope the history parts weren't too dull for you, that was a bit of a worry for me, so if you stuggled then do say. I have been having some difficulty with it but it is progressing.

Right Nos Da cos I am nakard and in great need of sleep.
-Queen of the Shadylands

Does anyone suppose I should send North Korea a X'mas card this year, or is that merely asking for more trouble than it's worth?