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I love the idea behind this, and you expressed it very well. I like how the way you phrase it presents it more like wondering aloud than explaning something. It gives the feeling that there is no clear cut explaination to these things.

My only suggestion would be to break up some of the lines so they aren't so long. Long line can be tedious to read and look bad visually.

Very nice job!