I like this! It is so simple that all these reviews are taking something different away from it. Personally I thought about applying to college. And I love the fact that this review has more words that the piece I am reviewing.

I like the title, it's really funny and cute. I also like the piece, because I can totally relate to it. I love the last line it's the perfect ending.

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I sort of got a sense of indecisiveness from this, in the "trying, but not, make up your mind" thing. Which made this east for me to relate to because I'm one of the most indecisive people I know. Which is probably why I liked this so much.

Haikus can be really hard, because you have to fit so much into so few syllables. I thought you pulled it off, though, and I actually liked the length here. I felt like you said what needed to be said, and left it at that.

I couldn't even tell you why, but, I love this.
In so few words it's like you explained the unsaid rule of women in the case where a man she's totally uninterested is flirting with her (even though he doesn't stand a chance) and yet, disappointingly, only half-heartedly.

Or maybe that's not even what you were going for.
That's just what I thought of first.
Nice job.

That made me smile. I love how blunt (and yet poetic! haha) this is :)

Simple and to the point. I can relate to this one because I sometimes find myself mentally yelling this at people.

Well done.