Oh Zen, bless you. And bless your Grandmother for taking such good care of you. Cthulu and Fiddlesticks, I want to hug you both sometimes. Lord Maggot, quit being such a tough guy. You must have had at least one person to whom you felt close at some point in your past. You get a hug too. ;)

Pussies!

I love my grandmother. She is really cool and really ancient and she lets me wear all her old earrings and black velvet chokers and stuff. She used to be a burlesque dancer when she was younger and she drank absinthe and read banned books and smoked all the time but Mom and Dad tell their friends that she was "an entertainer" because they're ashamed that she doesn't fit in with their white suburban image. But everything that I am comes from grandma. She danced under the name Jan Mavis and here she is. /print/145802.asp

Your grandmother was a lucky woman to have you as a grandson. My parents are really loving Kurt they even take him to work with them somtimes to show him off. It is terrific to see them having such a good time with him. Makes me want to be a grandpa someday! And it makes me wonder wtf is wrong with my Grandpa. Haha.