You have the soul of a true romantic, Zen Phoenix. I agree with Fiddlesticks, you have attracted some of the most amazing women I have ever heard of. I wish you and your Winter Queen all the happiness in the world!

Lord Maggot needs to find himself a Lady Maggot. ;)

You two disgust me! You're buzzards circling around in the vacant sky waiting. You're like dingle berries on a dogs ass, just a collection of the crap he leaves behind. Wrath perhaps you should find a nice big man to take care of you ya little fairy. Fiddlesticks, the dog waiting under the table for the odd bone the master might throw his way is a horrible thing to be, but perhaps you like that kind of degradation, I hear Germans are like that. The only reason this Phoenix gets women is he lures them in with his sirens song, until they find out what whiney little bitch he really is as the spell wears off and then seek a real master. Like the Lord_Maggot himself!

Romantic! God, if you write poems like this for your ladies no wonder you get to date all the best. I guess my method of crying and begging and maybe carving their names into my chest with a nail file are outdated. I need some new material.

After Fiddlesticks is done defiling your beloved and you can no longer look her in the eye because he's stripped her of her humanity, can I have her? She can live with me at my parent's house and we can play Wii and talk about death all day.

You have needed this kind of love for so long. Man, you grab that gorgeous (ya, Troubadour sent me pics so I know what a damn HOTTIE you married! Real friends have threesomes. Remember that.) woman of yours and hang on to her forever because a prick like you is not likely to get this lucky for a third time. Haha! What the hell IS it with you?! You have dated the coolest woomen I have ever even heard of! Crazy sexy morally corrupt Troubadour and now sweet sexy fairy queen A. Are you drugging them? What's the name of the drug? Man help a brother OUT!