"and you should be well aware." for some reason I felt the word and should be as. I just thought that would fit better with the sentence.

"barefoot in the kitchen"... I thought that line was a bit cliched, which didn't fit with the rest of piece.

I like your word choices with "extol" "falsified" and "aghast." I also like the description "vessel for authenticity" and "impeachable in the bedroom"

Nice piece. I like the title too, it's a bit ironic.

maybe you should watch more christian fundamentalist videos before you write poetry, this was rather amusing!

I liked the last part the best. It was honest, and somewhat comical I found. I liked it! :D