Haha, well put.

I love this!

Funny. The last line was a nice (and somewhat crude) image.

-max

fantastic idea for a haiku!

I adore your last line ;) It's a nice bit of humor, and as a haiku writer I can really relate.

I'm not sure whether what you were doing with the punctuation. You used that one comma, but didn't use any other punctuation. I'd suggest either using it fully or not using it at all to avoid confusion.

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