hahahahhahaaha
oh man
that made me laugh soo hard
its completely stupid and pointless...
...but thats what makes it hilarious!
i am soo favoriting this

This story is quite unique.You have an interesting way of turning humor into horror. The only problem that I had with the story was the way it flowed. You could try creating a bit more coherency and add some more detail. Fingers tapping on a desk or a quick glance at the door never hurts. Keep on writing!

I think George Carlin said it best:

"Would somebody just put a dick in this guy's mouth, please?"

That was hilarious. You made my day.