I like this piece a lot. The use of old English (or whatever you'd call it) is really nice. I also like the Icharus similie, it was so fitting. Your word choice was great as well.

**... Thy? Tho'? Guiles? Lol. Holy crap, dude, who the hell do you think you are?

Sonnets are overrated. Judging by the unfortunate abundance of positive reviews of your work I must say that you, sir, are overrated, too.

I think this is quite witty. lol. Very nice job on this.