"And it was the finest bacon in the land." Bahaha. I love that ending. Although, I have a feeling that, had he known where that bacon'd been, he would think twice about eating it. O.o

Oh wow. Another strange story by RED the Animator. I appreciate your use of bacon. Now I am hungry. Good story!

I like your stories on too. Could you make a story (on ) about Voldemort going to a restaurant and using the Imperius Curse on the staff, so they don't need rests, medical treatment, air or food to survive, and turns it into a 24 hour restaurant in space, to get enough money to BUY HOGWARTS OFF OF PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!

Haha. Pretty creative little story.

Honestly.

Have you seen your reviewers lately, Mr. RED? You'd think you made poop jokes with all the "ew"s they're saying. C'mon.

I thought it was quite humorous, myself. Three gold stars from me!

~Bob Evans

Ha ha! This is just like an old fairy tale! I love it, though it is a little gross. OK it's really gross. ew ew ew! But other than that I have no complaint.
Double AA

Burt ears, burt nose, and burt eyes! Wow that is the finest bacon in the land.

Okay first, ew. Second, this was a little of a disappointment, I mean, it was basically the same jokes over and over again and then there wasn't really a big finish (Although it was a gross one.). I understand wanting to expand your horizons, but you're a much better writer than this.
I hate to sound like a flamer, but I think that, with enough work, you could get something published someday. So I'm trying to do my part to help get you to that publishing-worthy phase, please don't think I'm mean!
Write on!
Pen.Dragon