I think I'm going to have nightmares about this one. Was she actually a goat? Oh, the bad images. I don't even have the mercy of it being badly written; your perfect prose is now stuck in my head.

I hope it's not a goat, because it was oddly (disturbingly) romantic and sorrowful. Yep, gonna have nightmares.

The ending made me laugh and I'm still not sure if I want to know the answer to that question about the goat...