Ah, nonsense poems. :) Always make me laugh.

I recently came across a contest for nonsense poems. You write something that makes little or no sense, send it to an actual contest that's basically after your money, and then submit it to this other contest, and the funniest, most nonsensical poem wins. It's also a fun thing to do just to see how silly some sites are. You can submit complete nonsense, and they'll still send you stuff saying how great your poem is and begging you to buy all sorts of stuff with your poem on it. In case you're interested, here's the site.

/contests/wergle/we_guidelines.php

Just a thought. This was funny.

-Elim