"The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon." Robert Cromier

And one I got out of a fortune cookie.

"You will receive a fortune (cookie).

Okay, I would really like to meet this I.S. person.

Hey Irina,

While a couple of these gave me a good laugh, writers don't typically post this stuff on FP-at least, not if they're serious or want reviews. It might be interesting for people to look at, but unless you've BEEN there it isn't really worth it. Also, some of theese loo familiar...Just because you've heard someone say a quote to you doesn't mean they necessarily came up with it. I did get a laugh out of them though. My two cents!

-DV-