Lol, the cheese popcorn situation kind of happened with me. xD Except it was with corn. I had just cut it off the cob and was going to sit back down to eat it and I dropped it. D: Made me very sad. Lol.

You my dear, have one strange life.

Aw, shit, I have another one floating around here somewhere that you can submit. (:

AND BTW, I fell asleep after the whole bra ordeal. I was tired. But I woke up to a text from you that said "I think my judgement is impeached." XD Lol'd for that one, you betcha I did.

Anyway, when I get back from Texas, we'll start collecting more Rainbow Vomit funny quotes. 8D

Also, good for your mommy! 8Dd She's a tough bird~

hahahahahahahahahah! god, i totally forgot i'd given you that quote! thanks for posting it! .x3

lol omg. I've tried telling stories to people who were there when it happens. Actually, I do that a lot.

Only, I don't drink. >.> They get angry...

Fun stuff. ;)

I'm going to talk to you on MSN.

Right now.

haha. u & ur friends remind me of me & my friends. =]
once my friend olivia & i were im'ing each other, & our convo went something like this...

Olivia: I think you have a beautiful ass.
Lin: Oh, really?
Olivia: It makes me want to write poetry.
Lin: Poetry about what?
Olivia: Sunshine and butterflies and porn.

but wats really funny about this is I'M the lesbain, & SHE'S completely fucking straight.

xP

Peace,
Red Dynamite

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! You are SO great! I wish I could wear you around my neck so I will always be there you say such wanky shit! I LOVE YOU!

Laughed my ass off. nice.

Dude! YES! I don't care about Grammys or anything, but apparently my friend Anastasia does because she told me that Blink-182 got back together and I almost killed her I hugged her so hard. (I don't even need to go lesbo for anyone because I'm already BI. MWHAHA. Although she doesn't appreciate my love much, being straight. Sigh.)

Quote:

Maggie: Oh, fifth grade...the good old days. You had Mr. Freeman, right Janet?
Janet (little sister): Yeah. I hate him.
Maggie: Psh, everyone hates him. But I remember one time he threw Amedeo's desk at him. 'Cuz it was unorganized.
Janet: Yeah, well he threw his last desk last year 'cuz he got fired. He's working the district office now.
Maggie: HOLY SHIT! PWNED, BITCH! Teach you to throw desks and talk about soccer during reading time. Fail.
Janet: *shakes head and walks away*

Quote:

Maggie: Butterflies are probably the most terrifying flying insect around here.
Friends: What?
Maggie: *turns to Bobby* You know what I'm talking about! THE BUTTERFLIES, BOBBY?!
Bobby: OH MY GOD THE BUTTERFLIES!! WHERE?!
Maggie: Not here...
Friends: What the hell...?
Maggie: They divebombed us while we were playing badmitton!! We smacked them to the ground with the raquet BUT THEY BOUNCED BACK UP!!
Bobby: You could hear the wings beat! It was like a horror movie!
Friends: *disbelief*
Maggie: Yeah...that's why you shouldn't live in a swamp; I.E. MY HOUSE!

heh, my little entry is so lame, but whatever. everything else was great. xD

Tee hee~.

D'aw. :3

I want to be a cyber punk! D:

I want to send you a quote! I keep them for my friends. Because they thought it would be cool so I have like 20 pages of them... I am excited.

I told my bestfriend about Blink-182 getting back together, then I goggled it to make sure and she is like freaking out.

We texted in caps.

"I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!" - Karrissa, freaking out when texting.