“Why, hello back, darling! You’re getting rather old yourself!”

:D

I can completely relate. I had pretty much that same experience at my last dentist appointment. At the age of 18, I really wouldn't mind not going to the same pediatric dentist anymore! You described the ordeal perfectly.

haha my dentist is not as crazy but she is mean and scary, she asks me really stern questions while she's giving me fillings and all I can do is try and answer but get my tongue hurt by the drill, then she tells me off :'( and she thinks I'm a kid even though I'm 14, she gives me a little tooth brush for kids everytime I leave...it's really humiliating aat times...enough of my rambling...funny story :)