XD Oh man, this is golden.

Lolz, I love this! I would totally be in the mountain. IN the mountain-with high security defenses so that no one knew I was there! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Phoenix

Brilliant. Pure genius. A usefull guide to all evil-doers, and one I intend to take to heart.

One minor quibble, though. However low a spammer sinks, I sincerely doubt that they can sink as low as a Fundie. Spamers send annoying adds. Fundies take away rights.

Love the bit on the evil laugh. Me, I've always preferred the quiet chuckle. Less taxing on the lungs...

You're right, spammers need to become An Heroes. But anyway, this was a overall funny chapter with the careers.

Great work Spleef, hope you continue updating.

PS. Are Minions next?

It's addicting, I couldn't stop reading and am now late for work.