"We actually caught her groping at least three of my cousins one year, one of them being a girl." THAT WAS BASED OFF OF ME, WASN'T IT!?

"Having six kids must make you delusional because I didn’t even know she had a wedding, never mind the fact that I apparently was there." xD I LOLED.

Ever since watching Hey Arnold, I've wanted one of those beds.

I liked Brent. :3

I LOVE YOU. Marry me marry me. I AM (not) FINISHED WITH YOU. (See what I did there? ...I ** up 30 Seconds to Mars lyrics. WITH MY LOVE.)
xo