You should definitely update this very, very soon. This is so freaking hilarious, I love your sense of humor! Your characters are also really great. I would really, really, greatly appreciate a second installment to this story :)

hah!
Lovely. Poor Kris. Hugs should always be dispensed freely on birthdays.
I like it, and im waiting for multi part of chaptered most eagerly.

Ooh. I love this. I have a real problem with most dialogue... it seems really stiff, generally, but you did a really good job making these people sound like, well, people. So keep going!

Aww does his dad abuse him?? D:
I love it so far!
I can't wait to read more so update soon, please. (:

You TOTALLY go to cape high.

EPIC LOL. I love this so far. Someone stole the McDonald's sign xD Loveit. I hope you do update it frequently, because I'm looking forward to the next chapter. Yeahh!