//nods

Win Win Win :'D

Brilliant! I have some friends from Alberta that I'll be linking to this.

And don't apologize for when you find folks and "fuck people's shit up." Most deserve it.

Thanks for spreading the Review Love at RM. I'm here to return the favor.

LOL! This is wonderful! As a newly repatriated Canadian, I appreciate the nationalistic bravado in this piece. I particularly like the uses of the brand names to attach a symbol to the each country.

I thought the structure was clever becuase without it, the piece is not much of a poem.

All in all I got a good giggle out of this. What do we badass canadians do by day, I wonder? Something involving Tim Hortons maybe?

Bubbles :P

LOL, I live in Canada and that is funny!

You had better fear

Your gentle-mannered neighbours to the north,

Because

By night

We like to

Fuck people's shit up.

(HAHAHAHAHA) VIVE Molson bottles!
Arent we gentle? We even say sorry.

That's the best. I'm Canadian and this sounds just like me.

Can I just say I freaking love Canadians? Idiotic american question coming up. Do you lock your doors?

Ha! This is funny because it's true! America's worst nightmare eh?
I liked the last line...if anyone's injured we'll say sorry :) ha!
Watch out yanks lol
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