Hehe... cool fic River. Thanks for the namedrop ;)

Hahaha! Role play! This was really cool and unexpected and I really enjoyed it! I couldn't believe that I could actually see all of this playing in my mind! I burst out in laughter quite a few times! Nice job! You are going on my favorites!

OMG whaat?

Reggy is ginger? And emotional? And in love with this Mary Sue? Yaowza.

*cough cough*

Anyways, it had it's funny moments. My fav was when the goat came in. I mean...dude, who'd have thunk it? Totally unexpected.

Second was this:

"“Where’s the food?” was his response.

“Um... the fridge?” I replied.

He looked at me blankly.

“I know the fridge has food.” he replied calmly. “But that’s not the point. You could have died!”"

LOL for random! XD

General tip: watch your punctuation. You use a comma sometimes when a period should be there.

Frac