oh my god you brilliant brilliant person if i had a dick it would be so hard right now. i love this story, it was the freaking best.

Oh god. Definitely the best holiday story ever.

I was seriously dissolving into fits of giggles throughout the entire story. The dialogue killed me, Rudy killed me, Santa's balls killed me. All these little hilarious details to make up the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

(ALSO THE SEX WAS HOT. YEAH JACK, SHOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A CANDY CANE!)

Another great work!! I loved this one too! You'r a wonderful writer.

**, can you ever write a bad story? I LOVED the elfs by the way, exactly how I imagined them to be.

gosh, this was genius!

Woh... I love this Holidayland/Monster town you've created. I can't get enough but I have run out of your stories to read D=

So so awesome in so so many ways. :]

You're a great author! I've fallen in love with your work!

So yeah, I loved this story. I laughed so, so hard! The sexy scenes were delicious and I grinned like crazy at the ending. Yay!

lol, i love how rudy's almost thirty but he acts like a teenager :D haha.
love it.

I really, really love how all of your fics are set in the same bizarre universe. It's fun seeing hints of other 'lands' and things like witchfire. So great!

~fd97

Aww really sweet and funny story! I really liked that you mentioned the monsters and the elf that had the bar, it was nice to see a bit of your other stories in this one. I also love how you make fantastical and traditional character like real people with insegurities and problems. I really enjoyed reading this one-shot.

I have to tell you my absolute favorite lines from this little story:

"Rudy hasn’t told anyone that he doesn’t exactly hop that way"

and

“Not gay? Dad, I’m a total nutcracker.”

AHAHAHA. Both of those ones made me actually laugh out loud.
No really.
You have some real literary genius - not just in this story but in all of them, you are able to take ordinary, cliche concepts and manipulate them into these interesting stories, with incredibly funny lines that are so funny because you have written the story so well.
I wish I knew how to describe this better.
Basically, your writing style intrigues me greatly because I am a fan of people taking cliches and turning them original - and you do that so magnificently!
It's just wonderful.

I won´t have much of concrit, as there is nothing to criticise. I love it!

Wow, this is a great fic! It's written so well; humourous and witty (& slashy XD). I'd love to read more of this or really anything else you come up with. :)