Oh no, not flamed.
Praised for your humour. :D
This was good, I enjoyed it.

"Rape is the meat tenderizer for ukes." Oh, wonderful!

Amusing *grins and pretends not to act like a little girl*
That's about how girls write, I'm one of them. Or used to be. I don't know, I'm not much these days but wow, I find little boy's slash much tempting than the little girl's one. I'm nauseated by cute. Cute makes it look like honey and I hate honey because I've licked it too many times and it's fricking gross. And no, I'm not talking metaphorically.

Lol, very true.

The only way to counteract paycheck raditation is to find some way of converting the generic "*squee* I love this story. Write more!" review into food/money. Why are they spending money on medicine when there's clearly more important researchg to do! possibly pizza could come out of the CD draw every time a review is posted.

So completely true! :)

Oh! That was funny! But you know, both of those are exactly the kind of story I Hate reading. Not that that matters, really.

This was lovely and full of wit :)

I think my favorite part, though, was reading all of the reviews of agreement from people who when I looked at their stories had many of the elements you (and they themselves) were making fun of. I'll agree with you and laugh but also I will come right out and admit that my writing as the author 'Rubadub' is full of those mistakes and blunders.

And that is why reading this was the climax of an epiphany long in the making. I've decided I don't think I'm going to write boy on boy action anymore because who am I kidding? I'll never be a gay boy/man, I haven't even ever been close friends with a gay boy/man, and what sense does it make to write a gay boy/man narrator when I haven't the slightest clue as to what a gay boy/man would feel? Why have I been writing for years about something of which I have no clue?

To me, it doesn't make much sense at all.

So thank you for making me once and for all seriously question my mm slash writing and myself as an mm slash writer. I think I'll stick to what I know or at least have some experience with from now on C:!

Ahahaha... This makes me want to write a horribly cute and insecure rainbow-colored gayboy fic, just to torture everyone :D
Now if only I were confident that the little girls would recognize something so advanced as satire...

oh dear lord, I love this so much it hurts. I was smiling the whole time. You win the internet, good sir. *bows*

*snorts* That's awesome. XD

*crying from laughing so hard* I don't think I've read anything that funny in a long, LONG time. xD *wipes tears from eyes*

lol!

Too true, about the writing style...

"* When you're ready to stop, kill either the love interest or the narrator.

- Combo bonus: the narrator kills the love interest.

- Double combo bonus: the love interest kills the narrator, preferably mid-sentence.

- Triple combo bonus: Narrator kills love interest, then dies in a way that renders all his previous actions futile. Careful, though! Guys going for the triple combo can end up writing literature, which ends the game."

hehehehehehe.
i am so thinking of doing this now.
you = full of win.

-Claps-

"Ignore reviews. If you cared what girls think, you wouldn't be writing about assfucking in the first place."

+53 points. You win.