I like the title, nice play on Mambo No. 5.

I really like all the play on words. They were really funny and creative. I didn't like bomb-o though. That didn't seem to be a play on words so much as a way to force a rhyme. The other thing that confused me was mustache... Anyway really cute piece!

haha, this is so bad it's good if you know what i mean. Likes it.