no! it's the ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS, not the land of misfits! outrageous!

BUUWAAHA!
**Wipes tears from cheek**
Okay that was the funniest thing I have read in a very long while. Your description of Jolly ole Saint Nick is priceless.
I could see Rudolph frozen in time and just cracked up all over again.
The dialogue was witty and Rick asking why Santa was taking from them instead of giving was hillarious. Santa on drugs...now that makes sense with all the grubby people just looking to get stuff during the holidays. I'm sure that's what sent him over the edge to drink. Santa drinking from a Vodka bottle...Priceless.

This was well written and terribly funny. You get some bells for ole st. nick to hopefully keep him awake for his sleigh ride, or does he even have one?
Good stuff...good stuff...

Momo -Out!

This was hilarious. I love that Santa's makeup magically stays on. I'm kinda jealous though...not gonna lie. The end was perfect and tied it all up nicely. This is such a satisfying one shot and oddly enough, it's making me want to stay up on Christmas Eve like I used to attempt in the old days!

I loved this...the title itself was gripping. Marx's theories fascinate me, so I just had to read it. And I swear, I was laughing like a mad person the entire time. Great job at corrupting a timeless icon. :)

I like your story, but I don't understand if the last line means they got coal or a diamond? I understand diamonds ARE coal, but - argh I feel stupid.

Timeless icons deserve to be corrupted, anyway, because history's twisted them around so much.

Pretty freaking funny, by the way.