he..hehe...hehehe...hahah...*trys to control snickers* I just imagined preston as i read this...*snickers* excellent job...*snickers again*

*does a little jig* Ahaha all I can think about with this is that girl we saw in the tavern across from the Oriental Pearl.
This was hilarious. I love the little ditty he sang. I want a little dancing leprechaun...

Fun story! I especially liked the description in the first few paragraphs. Also, I liked that you chose a male main character. :) Nicely done--and amusing.