I read this on your site a long time ago, and now I get to tell you how good it was. Which it was. It was really good. It was full arm-span good.

"Michael is your name too. Star is just so... Broadway."

That line makes me laugh a little every time I read it, because I know someone named Star and tourists are always looking at his nametag and asking, 'is that your real name?' Whatever. I live in a hippie nest. I know like, a gazillion Rivers.

By the way, Brave New World and Clockwork Orange (and 1984) are the pieces of literature that sustained me through many lonely years of public school. Graceful reference of them, made more graceful by the epic transition into Star's escape. Classy, man. Very classy indeed. Almost as classy as that semicolon.

Anyway. Long, stupid review to sing your praises. I've got mad love for you. Please don't stop being so cool, it would make the internet sad.
Well. It would make me sad.
Peace.