That was a very amusing read, especially since I understand that irrational fear. I have arachniphobia, so I tend to do "The Dance" often. I sometimes kill little spiders, but I don't like to. I get someone else to kill or release the big spiders into the wild or I do it myself. I don't mind spiders outside if they don't bother me, but if they invade my personal space, "Bye-bye Spidey." I really liked the description and wording that give the story its humor.

hahahaha bravo!

I liked the part where your brother kept smacking at it, I did "the dance" on Easter when I found a spider crawling down my shirt lol