thanks :) I need a good laugh :) and that was definitely well written... I like where you left it too

Haha I like this a lot. The smart-ass humor in it makes it a great read. It's written well, too. Keep up the great work. I noticed you haven't updated anything for a while--you should. You have a real talent. I couldn't even find a spelling error.

"Hold your Pleistocene proto-horses." I love that line.