lol thats hilarious finally took a stand to how f@#*ing annoying sparkling edward is.

more!

Personally I hate the fact that the vampires in 'Twilight' can sparkle, and the qustion about his 'cold hard sparkly cock' made my day - er - night. It was funny though a bit childish. Overall a pretty good short read.
~EmotionsHaveNoBrains

ha, that was funny.
'concubine love-slaves' lmao...
I want 2 see another chapter!