LoL Omg Elliot has no idea.. and the title of this collection of side stories really fits right now. XD

I absolutely LOVED this one =)

[Ode] To the milk bottle,

You are Aubrac awesomeness,
bovine beverage,
cow concoction.
The ABCs of milk!

Your calcium deficient friend,
Troove

PS. Ohmigawd, an update! :D
PPS. You know what I've somehow randomly noticed? For the summary of Quintessential, it says that Elliot would much rather watch Mythbusters, and yet...he never really has watched it. From what I remember, it's just football. Elliot needs a mythbusters day. (:

[Ode] To the milk bottle,

You are Aubrac awesomeness,
bovine beverage,
cow concoction.
The ABCs of milk!

Your calcium deficient friend,
Deadlover!

lol!! Aw! Can't wait for more^^

Lol, Elliot is so...dorky. The irony in the last few lines was amusing and so was the over the top things Elliot did but hey, it got Quinn to admit actually LIKING him if nothing else...:) I miss this story so bad!

Lol @ the ending. Really smooth Elliot! :D

And @ your friend showing up: THAT IS SO AWESOME! Have fun!

Haha oh Elliot...such a joker...it totally came true tho! hha

ZE PORN!

totally had a bridget jones moment there XD elliot is so silly ;) totally eagerly waiting for the next update for quinn xp

To the milk bottle,

You are Aubrac awesomeness,
bovine beverage,
cow concoction.
The ABCs of milk!

Your calcium deficient friend,
Songbird.

PS. What's aubrac mean?

LMAO. elliot is a moron and i love him for it. lol, poor quinn. that was amazingly hilarious. i really enjoyed the fact that elliot thinks gay men need to be treated like girls. and the gay porn magazine conversation? WIN. EPIC, EPIC WIN.

i love the contrast between your stories. i always go from tearing up to laughing my ass off when i read the new chapters of your different stories. it's awesome. X3

[Ode] To the milk bottle,

You are Aubrac awesomeness,
bovine beverage,
cow concoction.
The ABCs of milk!

Your calcium deficient friend,
Cathy

I just loved this! Elliot is so adorable!

lol, props for your best friend. i'd love to get a surprise like that.

It's SO like Elliot to take things a level more than they really need to be. :P