WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LANGUAGE?
OH MY GOD. OH...OH GOD. ITS LIKE COMING HOME AND SEEING YOUR LOVED ONE ALL OVER THE FLOOR IN PIECES. WH...AH! YOU'RE SICK!

Yes

"So one day Francois ran away from home, to try and get to Italy. But the horse he stole made a wrong turn and he ended up in Mexico.

And while in Tahiti he sought out his grand father, Alehandro, he was a famous boxer-forehead-wiper."

Wait...he reached Tahiti by horse...which is in French territory, by the way... So...the horse swam all the way there? :/

Wow...despite some grammatical errors (needs a beta...*cough* XP) and loopy logic, this was pretty entertaining. Weird...but entertaining.

-Ramen