Cocomo, why don't you respond to my review?? You so mean to me!

This chapter wasn't as exciting. You're losing your touch. Make it better! But that might've had something to do with Mike being one of the main focuses of this chapter. You know how much I hate him. I distinctly remember that in my last review (the one you didn't respond to, ring a bell??) I told you to kill him off. Why haven't you done it yet?

Lol, I loved the one line where he said he would kill a woman by falling on her! Loved it!!

And, omg! I totally didn't appreciate this sentence: Her raging hormones were turning her into a mini version of Hayley on her period.
I am not amused. But I kinda am.

~Tonto

I see you have a tendency to be sarcastic...

Hm... me too.

Nice story be thee way

And here I was, all this time, thinking that not a single American understood sarcasm. How wrong I was

(You do understand it, don't you?) XD

Yeah, and while you were so busy being sarcastic, I sent you a cyber ** slap. Take that. Ha. Don't knock my shoes, yo.

Aw, I like how you gave Ivey the chance to break out of her shell. Too bad that ** Mike had to ruin it. Seriously, where is the chapter where he DIES? I wanna see that chapter. I better see that chapter. Like, soon. Creepy ** fat boy...

Oh, and I totally don't know who Stefani takes after!(sarcastic bite, right back at ya). Lol. But that's so true about...basically everything you said about her.

Lol at the whole Russia/Boston/overdose thing. They were all such naive, quirky chilren.

Mike is gross. Like I said before: he should die. He needs to die. Aren't you always complaining about how so and so character from so and so show needs to die? Well, now you have the power to make this annoying character die! Seriously, he's a pig. That was really disgusting how he's all like 'wow Ivey's sweet and a **! now I won't have to cheat on her when we marry'. Delusional and obnoxious? Check. Fat and ugly? Check. Majorly perverted in a way that makes me want to barf? Check. Needs to die--RIGHT NOW.

Not one of the funniest chapters, but still good nonetheless. Continue on with the writing (and hopefully Mike's quickly approaching House-of-Wax-type death--because that's what he deserves).

Didn't sign in again.

Anyways, LOL! OMG. Had me busting a gut laughing with the whole Tom's picture of his family being abducted. Hysterically EPIC! And I love how Hayley totally tore down Drew's picture. Show them whose the **, Hayley!

Also, I totally LOVED (sarcastic snort) how you managed to put in those little reminders of who Hayley takes after. You know, the whole 'worked at a kids' place' and how everyone knows she is a 'mega **' (yeah, like that one's not gonna earn you a slap in the head from a certain other mega ** you know...).

All in all, I like this chapter. It is much improved from Hayley's last chapte, which, as you know, I was not entirely pleased with. And thanks for the whole clarification on people finding out about Drew's pregnancy/rape. Once you explained it, I totally get how it's better that Tom knows, so he can help her and all that. Sweetness and hugs all around, aw!

I do not have any garlic breadsticks, this time. I did, however, buy that purse I've been eying for about a month now at Vanity. Also, I bought a new pair of shoes. Guess what color they are! Pink. I know. I'm wild.

I am eating a garlic breadstick. It is yummy. You wish you had one. Also, I am typing one-handed, which is kinda difficult.

Okay, on to the review. I already talked to you about it via texting, but I remember something I wanted to ask you about. Why did you have someone figure out so early on in the story about her pregnancy? Like, it's cool that it was Tom and everything because he definitely won't spill the beans, having secrets of his own. But really...2 chapters ago you were just finding out she was pregnant? Why does the cat have to be out of the bag so quickly? I mean, I was expecting her to reveal the secret to someone in like, 10 chapters, not just 5.

You ruined my hopes and dreams. And I really want another breadstick...

So, you happy now? I finally reviewed all your chapters, including the one I already reviewed--TWICE! Now, don't make Hayley a slutty six year old. You will forever be a horrible person in my mind!

You already know my feelings about this chapter. Enough said.

Lol, David's a cute kid too! Omg, when I first read this chapter, I almost busted a gut laughing. Seriously, the fact that he overthinks such trivial matters like preschool and the secret handshakes were just so classic! And when he asked his mom for a credit card so kids would be his friend? AW! And poor Tom. I loves him. Just so you know. Because I didn't already say that like in my last 2 reviews or anything.

Yeah, Mike...is REALLY annoying. OMG! Make him DIE! And then you can have his funeral, and everyone will show up like five hours late and bring a keg and start partying and all that jazz and it would be AMAZING! Omg, Drew's pregnant! Big whoop. Tom is awesome. I loves him.

Ivey's so cute as a kid. Kinda naive, but still a cute kid. AND OMG I love Tom! And Hayley is awesome, of course. Mike...is annoying. I want to slap him. OH! Make Hayley slap him in one chapter! That would be awesome and would display her tendency towards violence, despite her slutness!

Stupid thing sent this thing before I finished..

Anyway, how old is he? Because he's got a freaking CHILD! Named Champagne? How gay a name is that? I just can't believe that. I mean, you described him as being nerdish, with slicked back hair...How does a nerdish-slicked-back-hair guy even get a girl in bed to knock her up? Just doesn't make sense to me, is all.

I think I had some more complaints but...I don't remember them. Just wanna let you know that I didn't really like this chapter. Make the next one better. A lot better. With Hayley being less Amy-like. Because if you continue on making her like that--that--GOD THAT COW!--I will boycott this story. And that's me being for cereal.

I will slap you. For disrespecting me.

Yeah, I didn't feel like signing it. But you know it's me. Of course you do.

Anyway...I'm not liking this chapter. Seriously, you said Hayley was supposed to be like me, without the sluttiness, but...YOU MADE HER EXACTLY LIKE AMY! And it didn't help that you had to go and use all your little quips from Rachael's party to justify the fact that Hayley, who I really liked before, is just like AMY! I demand you stop this instant. Make Hayley much better. And how old is that B-dude (because you realize you called him Bradley and then Brandon)? B