LMAO Woodcock Johnson? I hope you're a psych student, because that's the name of an achievement test, and some of the members of my class (myself included) could not stop giggling about it the first quarter we learned about it.
Anyway, your writing is very amusing, and very entertaining. Please continue.

Hahahaha. Omw. That was brilliant :) I loved it! And I hate you for being such a great writer... :)Naw, just kidding. Best laugh I've had in a while. I heart your stories a million!

Your stories always make me smile! In the vast sea of sameness that is online fiction, yours is definitely not the norm...in a good way!

Thanks for sharing and I can't wait for your next chapter. Oh, and Raccoon Wars...I've been waiting for ages for that, too. I am being patient, though. I know how life gets in the way!

Ha this is really funny! Hope you find some time to update it soon!

Cute plot... Update soon!

xWolves-R-Lovex

Please write

to be continued?
really? you would do that? xD

This is hilarious! Seriously! You are so fantastic at writing, it should be a sin.
Update when you have time :)

hahahaha! the most original and wicked story i've read so far! truly awesome- i'm so looking forward to finding out more behind eli vitelli and his future relationship with audrey !!

The plot sounds interesting so far. I'd love to read more. Update soon!

lol, hilarious! like any addict, keep it coming. ;)

Haven't had an update on this (or any of your awesome stories) in ages, I hope you haven't abandoned your writing?...

If you're posting elsewhere (ie: LJ)- seeing as a lot of authors have done so lately - I'd be happy to follow elsewhere!! Just let me know!... FP doesn't have a private message system, but you can find me on LJ with the same username! :)

Hope to hear from you soon!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
this is hilarious.
I like three-shots soon to be one-shots, update! :D

This story seems fun and has had me laughing the entire way through. [:

Although the beginning seemed kind of rushed, I liked the rest of it.

hey there, i just wanted to say how much i enjoyed it.
my favorite line definitely had to be: "I vomit in the presence of your bullshit." hahaha i just about died.

thank you for sharing this with us. can't wait for more!