omg lol i read this randomly nd i thought it was so funny..YET really true!
Everyting was so fast! AND lifeless JUst like a school play! haha..
And yah they did try to cover it up with ** up humor lol.

oh well..books are always going to be better tha movies thats for sure!xD peace~

This made me laugh quite hard! Congrats. I was intending to write a review of this awful movie myself (glad somebody else felt like they were being submitted to subliminal torture while watching it), but I won't do that. This one was funnier than mine anyway.

Oh my god! U R like so wrong! Like Daniel Radclif is like so hot and UR just jealous! Lol, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid!

But seriously though I couldn't agree any more. When I went to watch it at neshamine mall, it was a thunder storm with lighting and everything, but despite that fact it didn't stop fan girls from coming in there booty shorts to watch it. Not only that the line stretched to about 50 people or more and all of them were fan girls. The first thought that came to mind was wow, that's a lot of fangirls. But that's besides the point.

I agree with the subway part too but it's really not important that she was black pink or yellow. What baffels me is the fact that Harry Potter had mysteriously turned into a flirt. Forget the fact that in the last book he was a bumbling moron who needed the help of Hermoine to understand Changs feelings.

I wont even bother with the Sloghorn scene that was hardly explained.

Now I'm just going to jump ahead to the part where Dumbledore dies, Is it me or was there hardly any emotion portrayed here. I mean the headmaster just died so I would figure things would be a lot more chatic not having the fifty or so student along with the profressores holding lit candles and staring off in space. There was like only one tear shed and yeah that scene was fricking awful. Lets not forget that scene where after Snape succesfully kills Dumbledore Harry watches (Underground mind you) as the man who took care of him like a grandson fall to the ground like he just dropped his ice-cream cone. And then the part where Belatrix bashes some furnitures in the great hall and cackles evily. I mean really the headmaster is finally dead and all you do is bust up some of his things!

All an all the only good actor in this movie would probably be that girl who was obbsesing over Ron and my vote is they hired an actually fan girl to play her part.

Sorry for the long review I just needed to get this off my chest, lol. Hey you should definitly review twilight I always enjoy how people bash books and then get ganged up by by fangirls with foam falling out there mouths.

I like this review. It was funny. I give you kudo's for being able to read the whole thing, I couldn't even get past chapter 2. XD