HAha loved it!

OMFG! I'd never heard of the alphabet game quite like that! Now I've got to try it! It was absolutely hilarious. I was trying not to wake anyone with my loud laughing fits while I was reading this. You do, however, need to proofread it. Some typos and grammatical errors and such.
~EmotionsHaveNoBrains

LOL I loved this well done !!

This is really funny xD

Really funny. Loved your use of props. And imaginivity. However you spell it. Anyhoo loeved this.

xD Hilarious story. I love it. Really, I do... I just think they should start dating BEFORE they start having sex in random places... Ya know? Anyways, love it! =)

-K

Hee hee that was brilliant. I don't know why but the house of wax was my favourite '“Stop staring at Elvis and look at me.”'

-Queen of the Shadylands.

That was hilarious! Totally distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing (writing =P) but it was worth it ;D

this may be the most genius thing i ever read :P i would insist on calvin and hobbes too

Hee! That was good. Really good all-dialogue approach, which is one way to get rid of the 'said bookism' problem, and, if done right, is really slick.

Oh, and props of course for all the hot, hot alphabetized sex.

Though your explanation AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE of what the alphabet game is struck me as kinda funny. Because, well, if the reader hasn't caught on by then, then one has to wonder what the hell ass butt they are doing on the internet.

Cheers!