Amusing. :) And although I should have seen the pun coming, I didn't. Very nice.

Yup, truly laughed out loud at the end. Very funny. Interesting twist on a parent-child conversations about tradition and paternal expectations.

This is pretty adorable

this! Sadly, my brother is studying to be a lawyer...

Nonetheless, I found this to be very funny!

rofl at paragraph six!

'when he first sank his virgin fangs in an unsuspecting throat'

Sounds like rape

But great ending, as usual :) A banker would have been just as well.

Ha ] This is all kinds of excellent! Love it ]

Excellent! I was wondering where this was headed. Unexpected and amusing.

Also, I love her name.

i liked it! your one-shots are so creative and amusing though i didn't get the lawyer part (sorry, lol, my head processes slowly)

I was waiting for it, the clever punch line, and then bam, there it was. Lawyer. Simple and amusing.

"Vampira van Vamp." A Dutch vampire, ja! :)

"Mother was so distraught that she lingered beside his grave until sunrise." I love this part - it's so beautiful and tragic.

"No, it isn't. I'm going to be a lawyer." Ahahaha. I like this plot twist - it's so comedic.

That was pretty funny.

SirScott

Haha.

Very nice.

-Jessica

lol, very funy and very clever. :)

This is good as a short, humorous story.