Ha =] This is all kinds of excellent! Love it =]

Excellent! I was wondering where this was headed. Unexpected and amusing.
Also, I love her name.

i liked it! your one-shots are so creative and amusing though i didn't get the lawyer part (sorry, lol, my head processes slowly)

I was waiting for it, the clever punch line, and then bam, there it was. Lawyer. Simple and amusing.

"Vampira van Vamp." A Dutch vampire, ja! :)

"Mother was so distraught that she lingered beside his grave until sunrise." I love this part - it's so beautiful and tragic.

"No, it isn't. I'm going to be a lawyer." Ahahaha. I like this plot twist - it's so comedic.

That was pretty funny.

~SirScott

Haha.
Very nice.

-Jessica

lol, very funy and very clever. :)

This is good as a short, humorous story.

Nice one! A modern day bloodsucker!
Well executed. :)

Good one. Here's something to chew on.

THE LAWYER : Doctor, how many of your autopsies were made on dead people?
WITNESS : All of them. Those still living, well, they pose too much of a fight.

very interesting...i was a bit shocked when i started to read it...but at the end i liked it.
it was fun to read i could imagine the sight in my head. i hope to read the next part

i have only started fiction press so i'm still a bit lost.
don't be scared cos of my pen name i'm not that scary...
it was created just to frighten people..bad people ...HAHAHAHA