I love plots like these. They make me smile when I'm supposed to be working :)

This is hilarious! I particularly loved "She was a bitch. There's a world of difference." Very witty and creative. Well done :)

"'Stuff doesn't go on forever, man,' Sock said wisely. 'What about that thing you had with Gwen? You said that was forever, too.'" AHAHAHAHAHA! Burn! I loved this part. It was hilarious.

"She was an error ad hominem." LOL.

"I'm sure there are loads of gay lines out there, and I respect that." OH MY GOD! This is BRILLIANT. :D

This was so much fun to read. You're awesome at writing interesting paroodies, TVSK.

Wow... seriously funny.

So funny! I love it! Euclid is very scientific! lol

Awesome job! PLEASE do more like this!

"so how can you hypothesise on how straight a line is? "...hypothesize

I like this, it was hysterical. I also liked the writing. You used great word choices, which is great 'cause a lot of times humorous pieces aren't so well written. The discussion is really interesting too actually. It kind of makes you think...

PS If you're bored check out the Review Game and/or its Review Marathon (link in my profile).

The plot of this is just hilarious. To think you could revolve a story (even a short oneshot like this) around...a line. And stupid people not understanding it.

And by the subject matter, I don't know if this is intended to take place IN ancient Greece, but it would be even funnier moreso because of the random quirky dialogue and comparing women to lines. More laughs. More kudos.

~Sone, from the Review Marathon (link in my profile)

This is so clever and funny! I love it, you should do it with a lot of different people!

haa ha, that was cool XD

One hand, eh? *Raises eyebrows skeptically*