 Frozen.by.Sloth 2009-10-23 . chapter 1Oh, God, lol, I loved this.
he's my new hero.
The style was awesome - entertaining, descriptive, interesting... Overall more than enjoyable. The characters were a blast, and the ending was epic.
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 CynicInLove 2009-09-28 . chapter 1Simply put: Hilarious.
Some of my favorite "quotes"
-“I’m not cute,” I protest, slightly horrified. I’m a cold-blooded, killing machine, I want to add after, but I don’t because I don’t want to scare Lena. She’s a nice person, after all.
-“I’m not cute,” I protest, slightly horrified. I’m a cold-blooded, killing machine, I want to add after, but I don’t because I don’t want to scare Lena. She’s a nice person, after all.
-“Frozen yogurt in exchange for your life,” she says cheerily. “You’re welcome.”
-And just for the record, eating yogurt does not make me a wimp. I just didn’t feel like going hunting for some rats to roast. I mean, when I’m on the run, I’ll definitely be preying on fat, juicy rats because I’m so tough.
-Frozen yogurt, rat brains – same thing.
-“You can, but you still wouldn’t look all that bloodcurdling scary,” she says casually, as if it’s not a big deal.
Only it is a big deal. I mean, what else am I going to do with my life? Get a job? Uh, I don’t think so. I’m not even good at anything. Other than science, that is. But my crazy awesome science skills are supposed to cause terror and destruction by creating horrible bombs and whatnot. I’m not supposed to help humanity and become a doctor or some animal rights advocate.
I mean, it’s common sense. If you had to choose between a career as a super-madman-serial-killer and a doctor, I think we all know the obvious answer: super-madman-serial-killer, duh.
-Kari’s going to be my downfall. She’s going to be the reason why I end up discovering the cure for cancer instead of going Sweeney Todd on the human race. She is such a bad influence. (I think this my favorite out of all of them)
-Confessions of love don’t get interrupted. So it’s obviously not going to happen.
-I cross my arms over my chest lazily then, arch one eyebrow perfectly, and say in my sultry voice (I’d been practicing it, for my romanticizing moments),
“We’re badasses, sweetheart.”
Oh, God, I love myself.
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I practically copy and pasted the whole story here. I had to do that because I couldn't convey just how much I enjoyed this story through words. Well, ones that were my own anyways. I'm hooked. I think I'll be visiting your other stories soon :D |