woot woot!! u did my idea!! :D n it was good too i laughed my ass off u ttly read my mind :)

Oh noes! The apocalypse! ;) Since when have any of those been true? I like reading the books about post-near-extinction of human race, but that's because I don't think the world would just... end. Maybe we would be wiped out except for a thousand people or something, but not really anything else. Also -- The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world. They predicted the beginning of a new age, like "Happy New Year". Poor things. Some guy on LSD took their idea, added the end of the world instead of "Happy New Year" and blew it out of proportion. Look it up, if you want. The facts are all there.

I'm not in total agreement with you about the Harry Potter part. That's probably because I'm a true-blue canon-fan. I don't like to hate on the canon. However, I do agree that guilt-tripping is a bad thing. I've had first-hand experience with it as well.

An interesting truth about textbooks and romance novels, right? It's either overly-descriptive or scientific and boring. Blah. When you get to that convent, I'll already be there. Thanks to romance books, I don't really like this sort of stuff anymore.

omg ikr?! the 6th harry potter movie was so freaking bad! they cut out lk all the stuff i wanted to see i was so pissed. haha u shud do 1 on how the worlds not gonna end in 2012 and evrbody whos obsessing ovr that shud just stfu cuz its rlly annoying... lol

yeah the only movie that samuel l jackson ct make good was snakes on a plane. that wouldve been my favourite book if harry died. You dont need the mian character to survive to have a happy ending.

ugh trobbing would not be a good word at all for that. I actually kinda liked the buffy show(shrugs)
Hm maybe thats why there over explaining it? Id love to read a female writing about a males to see if there described that droll.

Yeah i hate saw too. Im a fan of the good old horror movies. You know where something jumps out at you from around a corner? As longs as theres a bit of tenseness thats grand.

Totally agree with why you hate meos 1. Do you seen any emo poor or homeless people? No because there busy trying to survive! maybe if i see a emo child soilder ill change my views but all emos have NOTHING to be depressed over.
Lol you really like this sortave sentence "7. (Guys, if, for some strange reason, you look like a chick because you are gay, well, that’s your prerogative. But I don’t think gay men like it either. I mean, you don’t even look fucking human anymore. It’s stupid. But if you look like a chick just because you’re an emo guy, then I think you should reach down, grab your junk, and rip it off! You just lost your lovemaking privileges.)" Yeah i never got why they did that. Im not gay or a girl, but im guessing that a preety guy is just crepy
Lol i liked youre youre thing about why men who like like girls arent good. Like the long version. Its just funny how times havent changed. On the surface they have but deep down in humans they havent. (Im might sound chauvanistic her but meh) When flirting e.t.c usually the man takes the agressive style(Head tilted to side, leaned forward on one or two ocasions grunting and giving a manly roar) while the woman take on a more submissive stance.
I liked the death camp idea:P Hah i heard you were an aithiest in this chapter. I am to. Although i might be the annoying kind. Im only sixteen and i was baptised christian so for all i know i might not believe just as my own little rebellious thing (Shudders) i might be in my own way like emos. Well anyway i discovered im ranting so...

Lol i love this review:P Im kinda suprised you didnt mention the stalking and watching when youre sleeping thing. Mind you if you named everything wrong with it youd fill all the robert jordan books.
"And if you’re a man who happened to enjoy Twilight, I want you to reach down, grab your testicles, and throw them out the window! You just lost ball privileges, and you most likely won’t be using them soon anyway so it’s not a real loss."
I would love to show that too my freinds:D Not all of them but one or two who are dragging me to see this. Ill probably be watching supernatural on my ipod in cinema lol.

"I can’t stand the thought of my bodily fluids in another human being, which is why I am not a man" that had me luaghing:P Strangely im a guy and i dont like the thought of blood or drugs entering my body(I was about to say fluid but that would sound odd)
Someone i know thinks vampires actually exist. I said they didnt and guess what they said..."Prove they dont exist". I could've muredered them! LOL. Do you know theres like 2oo or so people sortave fake vampires orgys in places:S They use blood and i dont want to know for watr

"And in the fucking epilogue, he and Ginny had an ugly-ass baby that they mistakenly named Albus Severus Potter. He and Renesmee Carlie Cullen are going to live together in a cave cutting themselves for the rest of eternity, hidden away from society. Good Lord, I could barf right now." That really made me laugh so much! XD! And it's true, with those names...! But, I congratulate you on those sentences. It really made me appreciate my name and laugh! XD XD XD XD XD

A to the freakin MEN! this book kills your fricken fracken pathetic minds! everyday its, OMG TWILIGHT!; OMG ROBERT IS SEXY!; OMG TEAM JACOB! and I would just finally drown myself if i went through one day where i didn't see twilight merchandise. I mean, twilight's first book was good for the first 2 chapters, then it just went to hell. I want to La Push jacob off a cliff, seriously!

now that i got that out of my system... good job! youre a genius!

I liked the rant. It was rather amusing and true at the same time. However, for the sake of it being the week before Halloween, I would like to say, on behalf of the vampires, that if humans think vampires are sexy and refuse to believe otherwise, than why shouldn't vampires use that weakness to kill/drain more humans? That makes sense that they would try to manipulate humans that way, right? However, unless vampires are in parodies or one of Terry Pratchett's books, I think they are fricken' scary. Also, Twilight deserves to burn in hell, hands down.

I laughed at this, although I disagree with you. I enjoyed Jane Eyre about 70% --the descriptions and stuff really were too long for comfort. And what's wrong with being ugly? Not all of us can be pretty. I don't know that I'd call myself the ugliest person on the planet, but I never really felt justified in being myself until I read Jane Eyre and got to the part where she's yelling at Mr. Rochester about how she's not an automaton without feelings, yadda yadda.

Jane Eyre gave me my self-respect back, and that is why, for all its faults, I still love it.

Random trivia you probably will not care about: when it was published, it actually got banned because it dealt with women as people.

So yeah. Not asking you to change your mind but it's just something to think about.

The 'two cows' thing was hilarious, by the way.

LOVE this review--especially the list of why vampires are Not Sexy. You so rock!