that was fucking great man. I mean, though conversations can get quite perverted in my AP Euro class (the teacher starting most if it by hinting at certain things) I doubt anyone has had the nerve to write a slash fic. this was just awesome ^^

Disturbing yet hilarious! As a former AP Euro student, I can also attet to the...um...ideas the class can give you about historical figures...and their rilvalry. Tell your firend good job. And, is he sure he's straight? O.O

Well, at least now I know I'm not the only one to have entirely inappropriate thoughts about the guys in my history texts being so pissy because of sexual tension. Keep up the hilarious, blasphemous work.

buttfucking hilarious, indeed.

Patrick is pure genius. Disgusting, inappropriate, X rated genius. Sadly I found it highly amusing! And simply loved it, in a WOW kind of way. Great, unique job.

Ok, so I am Patrick. The Patrick that wrote that story. Looking back on it, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THIS! I don't know what drugs I was on. We joked about this in class, but for some reason, the seed of inspiration to write slash had wormed its way into me to create comedy gold. After reading it again, I see many ways I could improve this. . .thing. It was a little rushed, as I did it in under 2 hours. Most of which was looking up facts and brainstorming. Also, its nice to know that I have fans out there that want me to make a sequel or another fic. To all fans, i am right now not feeling any jive towards any two people. I mean, I really felt that Luther and Zwingli would make an awesome gay couple, not to mention the fact that I was horny as hell that day. But the second inspiration enters my head or my. . .other head, I will be writing another fic. Now, time for individual response to each reviewer.

Lime Smoothie:
I know, it is amazing. But, since I do have a penis, I can guesstimate what happens when one man sucks another man's penis. Also, is the love we are spreading white and sticky, for if so, then I am all for it.

Narq:
Glad to see that you enjoyed it. For the amount of showing, I just thought it was a good end with that line, not that I wanted to tantalize you with the thought of buttsecks and then smack down all your hopes and dreams. Also, getting reel in-depth with the details of sex never really appealed to me. It is just repetitive thrusting. Now, the leading up to that part, that is interesting.

Pink Guppie:
It is nice to see I made you smile. Thank you for thinking my work is weird, cute and original. For I am all of these things. Also, what do you mean I write good slash for a "straight guy"? Are you saying my slash isn't as good as gay people's slash, just because I am straight? That is prejudice right there, AND I DON'T LIKE IT! GR! But, in all seriousness, thank you for reviewing my story.

Croat-Pride:
Wow spelled upside-down is Mom. I just talked about my mom and slash in the same document. I believe I am now officially going to hell.

Silencia:
Its nice to see that you found that hot. Don't worry, I know you want more. It will be given to you soon.

il Milo AMore:
Its nice to see you enjoyed my story.Its also good to see someone else had similiar ideas to my own. Yes, I do have balls, though I do not see the connection between those and slash. But, hey, whatever.

Your Konstantine:
Thank you for thinking my work is amazing and, truly, I believed there was more of a connection between Zwingli and Luther than Calvin and Luther, because of the whole Eucharist debate which was utterly idiotic.

Caseus:
I would sure like to meet this Gabe friend of yours. And, while I can see why you would think I was bi, remember, I too have all the parts that I wrote about in this fic. It is less my knowledge of gay sex and more of my own information about my body that allows me to write accurate sex between two gay men. Also, plz videotape you and Mysty raeping Emily, would go nice with my collection.





Okay, well, peace out dudes and dudettes. It was nice talking with you.

My god. This might be the greatest, most retardedly amazing thing I've ever read. We just got through studying this in my Euro class, and the essay question on our last test was comparing the Lutherans to the Zwingli-ists. (wtf? is that even a word?) Tell your friend he's awesome for writing what we all wanted to...but personally, I think Calvin and Luther would've been a much sexier couple. :D

Kristen
(always yourKonstantine)

I LOVE YOU STRAIGHT MAN WHO HAD THE BALLS TO WRITE SLASH SMUT!
XD seriously, this thing totally made my day. I took AP Art History last year, and you have no idea how many times I've pictured the same exact scene with Michelangelo and Rafael! Nice to see someone had the cojones to actually get their thoughts down on paper (word doc. thing) and write this.

That was hot... >/< Tell your friend that WE WANT MORE XD

FUCK. I wrote a longass review but then accidentally refreshed the page. D:

Bottom line: Patrick is not straight, knows too much about hairy balls, hangs out with too many fag hags and should hang out with my gay friend Gabe so he can convince Patrick that he's at least bi, since he wrote this. Oh, and I love you Patrick. I really do.

Emily~ I apologize for my apparent incapability to respond to your PMs. Slash history, ftw. Bible history slash, forthefuckingwin. Yeah. And you need to come to the east coast so me and Mysty can raep you. Oh look, I'm a loser. But you're more than an online fangirl friend to me too. And you've disappeared from the face of LiveJournal.

Unsigned,
Alice

wow

For a straight guy you write good slash. I had to smile at this for as ... weird as this is (good weird) its very cute and amazingly original.
Great work!

hehe, lol~

a bit too much telling and no showing, but otherwise, wow, that was one good story!!

Narq.

so first. Patrick. it's kinda amazing that you (a straight boy) wrote about 2 guys and a blow job (which is very gay). I LOVE YOU! spread the love is right