Ha :) This has to be the oddest most detached serial killer I have ever read about!

This is what happens when you keep your ideas from me. XD But yeah, it was... as close as you can come to 'cute,' I guess. Plenty o' JaveTropes abound, but at least you didn't have "Clyde" mount Dexter (Maybe next time! Oh, no... why did I say that?).

Unfortunately, this story suffers from a serious lack of scream queens, final girls, or gratuitous and retardedly poorly-timed but awesome female nudity. A good injection of highly trip-prone airhead blondes would make this all the better. Then again, my guess is they'd have shrill British accents. *cringes*